So… In keeping with what seems to be a theme this year…
I got a psychic reading.
Well… Two, actually.
They were online, and I know they could be completely made-up crap emailed to me by people looking to make easy money by lying to strangers, but whatever… I got them.
The first reading was a fairly simple one, done by a lady named Sky:
Focusing in on an upcoming pregnancy for you I see the month of April being significant. This can be in reference to the month of April 2013 being conception or positive testing or the month of April 2014 being birth timing. I feel a girl’s presence associated with this pregnancy.To simplify things a bit more I see April as conception, positive testing or birth timing with a little girl.
Thanks for being patient with me while I got back to your reading. They are showing me MAY and GIRL so this is either birth month, conceive month or the month you find out in.
When it comes to your daughter, they are showing me someone who is always really fun. I just get the sense that she can turn any situation into something positive.. that she is the one that can look at a situation and always find the good in it.. always able to have fun no matter where she is, or even who she is with. I think that you are going to find her to be the type of person that you can always understand how loyal and loving she is. She is always this happy person who just really shines through. You can’t help but enjoy being around her because you know that she is always going to be fun.
She is always really creative. She can often just use some left over paper, and turn it into a fairy garden. Cutting up the paper and just making it into something wonderful. I am seeing you having a lot of pictures of the things that she creates. She is far more interested in things that she can create rather than something that she has to follow strict guidelines. You will find her to always prefer her own creativity than having to follow someone else. She is always going to be more of a natural leader. The one with the fun plans to suggest, the one with the confidence that its going to be great!
When it comes to career paths, they are showing her linked to working in a daycare center.
When it comes to marriage I am seeing her closer to 23. They will have two boys of their own.
So, I guess it sounds like a girl! That’s actually completely in line with what I’ve always envisioned. Everyone in my family seems to have a girl first, and even with Gummy Bear, I was feeling the girl-vibes. I always have…
Obviously, both of the readings are showing a girl in the Spring. I have no idea if any of this will come to pass, or if I even believe in this stuff at all, but let’s say for a second that it will, and that I do.
Here’s my scenario:
My April cycle should start around the 7th, with ovulation taking place around the 19th or 20th. Implantation would take place before the end of the month, but my test date would fall around May 1st or 2nd…
Providing there was a BFP on the test date, and a girl-child in the womb, this scenario would easily prove both readings true…
Or… I get pregnant in August of this year, and my due date is in April of 2014… If my little lady proves to be as stubborn as her mama, she could push her birthdate back into May fairly easily, also proving both readings to be basically accurate.
Basically, I am grasping at straws.
Psychic voodoo straws.