Wednesday, December 19th, 2012. CD23, 12DPO.
I’m going into hiding for a few days.
Probably, anyway.
I don’t expect to have great news to broadcast this Christmas, largely because for a few days now, I have been feeling crampy and bloaty and just… Ugh.
Aunt Flo and her always-ironic timing are probably on their way, just in time for my family to arrive this weekend.
I suppose I should just join the camp where I hope Auntie shows her face as soon as possible so that Christmas Eve and Christmas Day aren’t completely miserable.
Anyway, I’m probably going to keep quiet for a few days, mostly out of lack of time to post, and partially because I might just not want to talk about how disappointed I am during the most jolly time of year.
If I’m not able to make it back here in time for Christmas, let me just convey my wishes now:
Happy ChristmaHanukKwanzaKuh!
May the season bring you love and light and blessings,
May your tampon drawer remain closed for many months,
May your pee-sticks have two lines,
And may your uterus be filled with joy and babies. 🙂
I love you guys.
Please tell me this really exists…
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